Comment 5 for bug 504883

In case you're wondering why I'm doing such a silly thing, its part of ec2 boot hooks [https://blueprints.edge.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+spec/server-lucid-ec2-boothooks]. The primary goal is to run as early as possible with write access to root and to block as many other things as possible, so that this init script could modify their behavior.